"And this is where the magic happens."
Satirical Holiday Thinkers Mugs
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'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'
'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'
"I can't imagine why we didn't think of this before."
Stonehenge Sandcastle
Browned off cows. They can't pull a cracker.
"Of course, I'm willing to negotiate. . ."
"Gesundheit!"
Help! Have to pay back a big world bank loan.
'Isn't that the ghastly couple we met last summer in Rock?'
Dollar Sign Christmas Tree.
The other days of the year...
"We don't use good and bad lists anymore. Now we have stupid, really stupid and completely nuts lists."
"AS a matter of fact, yes, you have told me you vacationed on Earth."
'Toys?! Good heavens, no! I made my fortune through commercial endorsements.'
'I think its being tapped.'
Santa Elevator
"And if you don't know what to say, just say, 'Ho, ho, ho!''
'When they start calling you a splendid bird, you know you're in trouble.'
'You know when kids are good or bad? Are you with NSA?'
'Christmas dinner's almost ready dear.'
Santa Claus stuck in a chimney sitting in a hospital emergency room.
During the Holiday season, Mr. Arthur Jeffries takes a little time to think of those who are less fortunate.
Santa entering a pool for a swim
Santa School.
'With all those presents Santa carries, do you think he packs heat? . . . And maybe he's not really fat, but he's wearing a kevlar vest.'
"Airbnb?"
"Instead of eggs, you're going to look after the lost balls in the water hazards."
"I heard that Santa's cutting out the 30% employee discount on toys."
It was brighter than most, and Biggins allowed himself a quiet smile as he contemplated the immense speeds involved as it burned itself up in the atmosphere...
Cut out and keep your own Baby Jesus.
'On the outside I'm all ho-ho-ho. But inside I feel weak and shaky, like a bowl full of jelly.'
'...My tree! - No my tree!!'
"This weekend is seriously messing with some of my previously held beliefs."
Aliens collide with Santa.
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