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Satirical Headline Makers T-Shirts
Let their personality shine with t-shirts that feature witty, satirical headlines. Perfect for the creative types who love a good laugh and a clever comment.
'According to our statistics department, 78.93 of the statistics they produce are worthless.'
Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."
Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.
"Gee, thanks pal."
A disgruntled employee chain-sawes hois boss's desk in two.Boss says:'Alright Smith, I'll stop referring to the employees as 'oopsy daisies'.'
"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."
Welcome to Mauritius Home of the Dodo Burger
"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"
Non-Creative Writing, Also Known as Plagiarism 101.
'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'
'I don't think the employees like me.'
"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!"
'He doesn't like people walking in - try crawling.'
"We live in the golden age of fake news, alternative facts and spin control. Your resume is too truthful."
"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend."
Benedict & Associates: Communication Strategies, Lobbying. . .
"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."
"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."
"#notguilty."
Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet
"I swear, Mr. Drumpf, I meant it in the best sense of the word." "Mr. Drumpf is a moron."
German School
"Ever since the layoffs, I feel like we've been doing the work of twenty clowns."
Man with dollar sign on his t-shirt.
Plight of Decent-White-Male-Middle Class Scapgoats.
"Your records indicate a great deal of early promise however you've apparently become old and bald."
"You can't offend me. I never mix religion or politics with reality."
"What are you doing?"
Bank P45's - 'Cashier number 5 please.'
"Once upon a time there was a kind bank manager who found all the money lost in the global financial meltdown, brought world peace, stopped global warming, cured the common cold and discovered Julian Assange is Santa."
The Evolution Of Man
I know it seems a bit misplaced, but it does pay all the wedding expenses !'
Harris, our Annual Report has been criticised for lack of clarity - well done.
"I learned about the despotism at the same time you did."
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