Satirical Education Enthusiast T-Shirts

How teachers decide what school supplies kids need to buy.

Ethics exam cheater.

"Of course I failed you — your essay was original and unique and obviously written by a human."

'Do years 4, 5 and 6 cover the other foot?'

'We built this city on Rock 'n' Roll, yeah baby. Is not an accurate assessment of our town's history.'

"And just how do you expect to become a made man, son, without a solid liberal-arts education?"

"The principal has sat in on so many of my classes, I'm thinking of giving him the exam."

"If you do well in your first practicum, you can move on to teaching real children."

'Child labor laws don't apply to homework, Jimmy.'

"11th Grade Math for Nincompoops"

"I've got the ninth grade chemistry class this term."

J.P.Hensmore Superintendent AKA Head Honcho, The Big Guy,The Man, Numero Uno and The Big Cheese.

'A restaurateur prepares macaroni and sells it as pasta. I want you to do the same for the educational program at your school.'

"I wish every teacher came with a warning label."

"I try to keep my classes relevant."

Party Schools...

Do Not Pass. Just like high school.

"And then after high school, I spent twelve years in college and majored in procrastination."

"It's a clear case of RLS: Repetitive Lecture Syndrome."

Cash For Places - Penbroke College

Old McDonald, first grader, fails English.

'Think Basics.'

I don't need to know any math --- I'm going to be a politician.

"...And you get hazardous pay for study hall periods."

'It's not a designer pin. It's actually a medal the Principal gave me for backing up my hard drive.'

Cave College: 'We offer two majors, Hunting and Gathering.'

"I dreamed I was being chased by a giant standardized test."

"You have to not only show your answer, you have to show how you got your answer."

"Can't hear it at all, miss."

Remembering the words of his 8th grade Algebra teacher, Moose bought his old middle school and made a mockery out of it.

"It's true that I'm overdrawn but the bribes for improving coursework marks are coming in now!"

'...And now a word from our sponsors...'

"Grandma, this is now how some schools say obey the rules."

'Your evaluation is based on what you do in the next 30 seconds. Go!'

'I've never seen anyone lip-sync a speech before.'