Satirical Analyst Prints

"That was Brad with the Democratic weather. Now here's Tammy with the Republican weather."

'So, Bob, we've decided to do some rebranding!'

Not to do list - Vote.

'Psychiatry is like the Eurozone. We pretend to go forward, whilst maintaining the status quo.'

'I don't like the idea of a government supported health care, dude. I'd prefer to let my mom and dad take care of everything.'

'Tighten Your Belts.'

What's going on in the middle east really worries me. It is pretty bad. All that oppression caused by just a handful of arrogant tyrants who're bent on ruling the world

'It's not the we're against performance targets, it's just that we have our own.'

Europe

'I should not that the cherry and whipped cream were an afterthought created by our graphics dept.'

"Third quarter numbers were good after we cut our global workforce three to two."

'Our admission policy is now simplicity itself. If you have the tuition, you're in.'

'Call me immediately if there's any serious side effects so I can notify my lawyer.'

'That large, rolled up newspaper is a reminder - mess up in this office and you'll pay the price.'

'And as my chart clearly shows, I don't know anything.'

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

'My door is always open. That's why I installed a tripwire.'

All Harold's aptitude test showed is that he had an aptitude for taking tests.

Reverse psychology

The World's Biggest Book Club

Strainspotting

Under new blame.

'How to time the market' seminar - 2pm, postponed to 3pm, then to 4pm.

'Stop emailing me, I am standing right here.'

Admissions test for the Danbury Institute of Philosophy

"David live a rich, full life, despite what his Wikipedia page says."

Coronavirus Windmills

Our college is tuned to the students' every need! Campus Visits. We have body image awareness week. Safe sex awareness week. Bullying, drug use and tolerance awareness weeks. What did I miss? Welcome. History, math or English awareness week? Great idea. I'll suggest that.

'A man has to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink!'

'I'd go back if I were you.'

"In school we learned about Staten Island. Is that where they make all those pills you take?"

'I have no one to blame but myself, for now.'

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Elvis fan holding a sign reading 'NOT MY KING'.