Satirical Specialist Prints

Cartoonists without Borders.

Copycats

'I should not that the cherry and whipped cream were an afterthought created by our graphics dept.'

"I'm expert at sniffing out blame."

"Third quarter numbers were good after we cut our global workforce three to two."

'According to our statistics department, 78.93 of the statistics they produce are worthless.'

'Our admission policy is now simplicity itself. If you have the tuition, you're in.'

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

"Gee, thanks pal."

'Call me immediately if there's any serious side effects so I can notify my lawyer.'

'That large, rolled up newspaper is a reminder - mess up in this office and you'll pay the price.'

Skeptic Tank.

'And as my chart clearly shows, I don't know anything.'

Welcome to Mauritius Home of the Dodo Burger

"Actually, it's more like a mouse race."

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

All Harold's aptitude test showed is that he had an aptitude for taking tests.

'My door is always open. That's why I installed a tripwire.'

Non-Creative Writing, Also Known as Plagiarism 101.

Reverse psychology

"Of course it's alien abductions! How else would you explain the, 'November Phenomenon'?"

'He doesn't like people walking in - try crawling.'

'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'

Strainspotting

"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend."

Under new blame.

"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."

"I'm gonna be a 'New Yorker' cartoonist. You're not supposed to understand it."

'I don't think the employees like me.'

The World's Biggest Book Club