Satellite Tv Skeptic Mugs

'Hello, and welcome to Acme Cable. If you're calling about a billing issue, big whoop. Get over it and pay the bill. If your cable is out, who cares. When it's fixed, you'll know it. If you're...'

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

Bicycle sat nav.

"Brandon isn't adapting well to the open office concept."

"I don't like space."

Trojan horse with a satellite dish.

"We seem to be going round in circles!"

Triceratops watching television with satellite dish made from own horns.

'500 channels...surely there must be something worth watching.'

"Facebook VP — you'll be in Circle No. 4."

'I'm all for this interactivity.'

"You wanted to miss the Matisse show."

Bad Influence of TV

Living in a snow globe.

"The news you are about to see is fictitious and is shown merely for its sensational content."

"Err..Hello?..Wilsons Car Sales? I'm having a little teething trouble with the satellite navigation system"

Viewer Discretion - Stupid Program.

conclusive proof that the Moon landings WERE faked...

First Cynic in Space

Go To Sleep Britain...

"The GPS is extorting money off me. It won't give me directions until I put money in its account."

'The doctor from 'daytime television' said I've got gall stones, but I thought I'd better come to you for a second opinion.'

Lorry driver goes through woman's living room: 'Sorry for the intrusion, love ... blame the sat nav.'

"I just don't get these reality shows!"

"It means this show has been dumbed down to the level of people who couldn't pour water out of a boot, even if the instructions were printed on the heel."

More Vacuous Reality TV S**e

'The 2 minute hate.'

'I've got nothing against those shows. . . I just wish I had an IQ low enough to enjoy them.'

You Are Now Officially In The Middle Of Nowhere: "Signal, is lost."

"No wonder they leave the house every day: daytime TV is awful..."

"A completely new concept in Television, a Vorderman free channel!!"