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"Google Earth must have a defective camera. There's a big red spot above our location."

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.

'You can laugh all you want, but since I bought this 'GPS' system, I haven't beached myself once!'

"We seem to be going round in circles!"

Goose checking his GPS.

Spy Satellite

The Great Canadian Novel

"Earthlings."

'Just where did you get this satellite tracking system, anyway?'

"This is Matt with your five day forecast, on location."

Nano-Satellite Assembly Line.

"Cable, my foot! Still snow on the TV!"

"Apparently it's demanding offerings."

'Sorry, Big Guy, We're downsizing, Here comes your replacement,'

'Asteroid, asteroid!' ... 'Fore!'

"I guess I wished upon the wrong star."

'Acquiring Satellite.'

"Sir, there's a crack in our lens!"

"Sky, sir?"

"My GPS got an upgrade...if you argue with it, it REALLY tells you where to go!"

"You never used to visit me, but since I had satellite t.v.installed, it's Rapunzel, let down your hair! Rapunzel, let down your hair!"

After hours TV.

'I just upgraded to high definition thoughts but there's still nothin' on ...'

'wow, I can't believe we never noticed that!'

"Err..Hello?..Wilsons Car Sales? I'm having a little teething trouble with the satellite navigation system"

"He was right, the Sky was falling."

'Yes, Lewis and Clark, I'll giude you."

Google Earth...

'It's an early warning system, it picks up my wife.'