Satellite Imagery T-Shirts

"He's trying to fool google earth into thinking we've got a pool."

'Is that a satellite photo?'

"Google Earth must have a defective camera. There's a big red spot above our location."

"I don't know what's more unnerving... God watching us 24-7, or our parents watching us on Google Earth!"

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.

'You can laugh all you want, but since I bought this 'GPS' system, I haven't beached myself once!'

"We seem to be going round in circles!"

Goose checking his GPS.

Spy Satellite

The Great Canadian Novel

"Earthlings."

'Just where did you get this satellite tracking system, anyway?'

"This is Matt with your five day forecast, on location."

Control Center. A satellite is falling! Tell NASA to divert it so it doesn't hit North Africa. Good golly, Miss Mali!

Nano-Satellite Assembly Line.

Join the Army! And see the world! Satellite reconnaissance photo analysis division.

'Sorry, Big Guy, We're downsizing, Here comes your replacement,'

"Cable, my foot! Still snow on the TV!"

Soon The Moon Will Have Cellphone Reception Better Than That One Part Of Your Commute

"Apparently it's demanding offerings."

'Asteroid, asteroid!' ... 'Fore!'

"My GPS got an upgrade...if you argue with it, it REALLY tells you where to go!"

After hours TV.

"Sky, sir?"

"I guess I wished upon the wrong star."

"Sir, there's a crack in our lens!"

"You never used to visit me, but since I had satellite t.v.installed, it's Rapunzel, let down your hair! Rapunzel, let down your hair!"

'Acquiring Satellite.'

'I just upgraded to high definition thoughts but there's still nothin' on ...'

'wow, I can't believe we never noticed that!'

"Err..Hello?..Wilsons Car Sales? I'm having a little teething trouble with the satellite navigation system"