Sat Nav Explorer Pillows

Lav Nav

"This is Siri. No, you're not there yet!"

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

I always play the GPS through the backseat speakers. That's were I'm used to receiving instructions.

"You are here"

"GPS? In case we get lost? Why would we need that? We're microchipped."

Goose checking his GPS.

While playing fetch, Beasle inadvertently set back interplanetary relations for millennia.

'Apparently Wednesday is early conciliation day.'

Oceanographer

'Backseat driver...'

"Damn it, doesn't anybody on this ship have depth perception?"

"My GPS got an upgrade...if you argue with it, it REALLY tells you where to go!"

Voice of GPS: 'Recalculating...'

'Yes, Lewis and Clark, I'll giude you."

G.P.S. for Poor Math Students

'The global positioning system says we're on the border between middle class and lower middle class.'

Tourist follows an arrow over a cliff.

You are here.

'Your OTHER left, dummy!'

Sat Nav: G Spot?

'A short cut is the longest distance between two points.'

The straw that broke the camels back!

'Kid, you flunked the driving test. But you get high marks in audio system tuning, cell phone fumbling, and GPS fiddling.'

"Are we there yet!"

"Oh no - the sat-nav's gone. How can we find the hotel now?"

Intelligent Navigation Device...

If you're reading this, your sat nav system has failed.

"We wanted to make the system more human."

Aliens outside coffee house, one says: 'This is great, we never end up in hicksville towns since we got sat nav.'

"We're running low on Lithium Power, Captain! I've flipped them around and now I'm rubbing them but they've not got much juice left!"

"Your job is gone and never coming back. Now your unemployment benefits are gone and never coming back."

The All NEW Violence Channel!

"We Europeans must finally take responsibility for ourselves! Tomorrow we replace the damn US-made sat nav!"

"I could have gone to Eton but I never had the Sat Nav."