Sassy School Kid Pillows

'I'm not eating that - it hasn't been advertised on the telly...'

''C-minus'? ??" Do you know how long it took me to find and download this term paper?'

'This test doesn't understand me.'

"A simple note from your mother would have sufficed, Tommy."

"I'll probably die an old woman before I get that bedtime story."

Tuck Shop

'You're so nice and friendly that I've got nothing to moan about. That's a bit of cheek!'

"Giant Sequoias'- with apologies to the Encyclopedia Britannica."

"All right, what's it going to take to make this homework go away?"

'Why do I have to go to school! Can't you just buy me a smartphone!!'

"If you don't wake up and get to work, I'm going to call your mom."

"I didn't raise my hand. I was just stretching."

"Sure you can see my report card but I'll have to charge you for shipping and handling."

I'm Aging Gracefully...so SHUT UP!!!

Essay Paper.

'What do you mean, 'act my age'?... If I did that I'd be dead!'

Physics 101. An object in motion remaining in motion is an example of what law? Easy come, easy go!

"I'm deleting history so there will be nothing to study for tomorrow's history test."

"By the time I count to 10, you'd better be doing your math homework!"

Test Today. I didn't pass the test but I did beat the point spread.

'I can't decide if I want to play the Toblerone or the Jello.'

"Wow! I didn't even know Prada made pencil cases."

"Since I'm your favorite student, do I even have to take this test?"

"Does the phone in my back pocket make my butt look too big?"

"You know you have a weak heart, mom. Sit down on your favorite rocking chair and just it easy."

"In other words homogenius."

''C-minus'? †Do you know how long it took me to find and download this term paper?'

'I'm always pleased to meet my daughters college friends Alan. I hear you're studying alternative medicine? Reiki or acupuncture?'

"Miss. Did you ever actually meet Julius Caesar?"

'I don't eat organic foods. At my age I can use all the preservatives I can get.'

'Can I hand up my essay on Friday Miss. My ghostwriter is unwell at present.'

"Sweetie, words have the power to hurt. I'll teach you some of the most effective ones."

'Well, if my son does have a belligerent attitude, then he must have picked it up here at school.'

Paul Revere circa 3rd grade.

'Have you ever considered I may not be cut out to be a student?'