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This is a place of work, Harris. Go home and change.

"And now. . . which shoes?"

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

"We don't observe 'casual Fridays' here."

"That shirt is so last year."

The latest in Eyewear.

"Did you see that trimmed-up earlier than thou look on her face, just then?"

"Meanwhile in Dogtown... Put your tongue back in your mouth. And pull up your pants. That’s not what your mom said last night."

"I want it to look good, but not ill-gotten-gains good."

'Now that's what I call a beautiful fit.'

Man in a Tuxedo

'Hornsby, you're fired. Incidentally, I like your tie.'

'You're never going to win any race in those platform shoes.'

"May I make a wardrode suggestion, Harris."

"It's not so much a 'power' suit anymore – it's more of an 'happy to be employed' ensemble."

Sir Joseph Porter, KCB, First Lord of the Admiralty HMS Pinafore

"Relax, I'm coming for the suit."

"Start Monday...I like the cut of your jib, young man"

Butterfly Bow-tie.

"You look great."

Do you have a larger suit in the same size?

All dressed up - Nowhere to go.

Saville Row surprise

Book worm.

"Take me to your tailor."

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"I love Italian boots."

'This is a teeny. Do you have it in a weeny?'

I don't like it. The lapels are too narrow.

Does my bank account look big in this?

'It is you, sir, but that isn't what we're after, is it?'

Good Luck

"Oh, didn't you know? It's been changed to Black Tie Friday."

"I have to always remind myself, 'judge the shoes, not the person'."