Sartorial Splendor Mugs

This is a place of work, Harris. Go home and change.

Men's Suits. I hear being suave and sophisticated is coming back in style. That's just an urbane legend.

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

"And now. . . which shoes?"

"We don't observe 'casual Fridays' here."

"That shirt is so last year."

The latest in Eyewear.

"Did you see that trimmed-up earlier than thou look on her face, just then?"

"Meanwhile in Dogtown... Put your tongue back in your mouth. And pull up your pants. That’s not what your mom said last night."

"I want it to look good, but not ill-gotten-gains good."

Man in a Tuxedo

'Now that's what I call a beautiful fit.'

'Hornsby, you're fired. Incidentally, I like your tie.'

'You're never going to win any race in those platform shoes.'

"May I make a wardrode suggestion, Harris."

Sir Joseph Porter, KCB, First Lord of the Admiralty HMS Pinafore

"Relax, I'm coming for the suit."

"It's not so much a 'power' suit anymore – it's more of an 'happy to be employed' ensemble."

Butterfly Bow-tie.

"You look great."

"Start Monday...I like the cut of your jib, young man"

Do you have a larger suit in the same size?

All dressed up - Nowhere to go.

Saville Row surprise

"Take me to your tailor."

Book worm.

Does my bank account look big in this?

'This is a teeny. Do you have it in a weeny?'

GoodWitchBadWitch.com, online clothes catalogue for moody people. What do you think?

"I love Italian boots."

"Oh, didn't you know? It's been changed to Black Tie Friday."

I don't like it. The lapels are too narrow.

"I'm sorry, I think there's been a typo."

'It is you, sir, but that isn't what we're after, is it?'

Good Luck