Sartorial Juggler Pillows

"Briefcase, tie, notes... I think I'm ready for the interview now."

Introducing...Anagraman.

To do before Saturday...

"It boils down to which I dislike more: ironing shirts or non-iron shirts."

'You've got us backward. I'm Vinnie, and my short and subtle brother is Vignette.'

"I had considered hyphenating my last name, but now I'm leaning towards and underscore."

'We don't have anyone here by that name. Was he perhaps using one of his aliases?'

"History test? But I studied all night for a math test!"

A balanced diet is a Cherry Cheesecake in each hand.

If you're a multiple personality could you spare an identity for an amnesiac?

"Norman still has seventies flashbacks sometimes."

Choose any combination of the words above to name your brilliant first novel.

A statue of Mercury is defaced with a purse, stockings, a bra and lipstick.

The Multi-tasking Snake Charmer

"My name is Phil, and I, too, am..."

"I'm using my married name right now, but I'm keeping my maiden name on ice, just in case."

"Right, 1:02 minutes to the corporate conference meeting."

'See, I told you I can text and chew gum at the same time.'

'Where did you learn to sing in double-Dutch?'

Writer, waiter, writer, waiter.

'Sorry I'm late - my wife's tongue stud got snagged on my nipple ring.'

Home/work masks.

I wanted gloves without fingers!

"Be honest: Does this shirt make me look like a blockhead?"

Caution falling books

"It's finally 'sweater on, then off, then on again' season."

'But my friends call me Lefty.'

Ed reflects on his checkered past.

A Thinking Man's Guide to the Tuxedo T-Shirt

The Battle Between Television and Books

Tartan Suit.

"Big news, folks...turns out, you're all wearing the wrong pants. So if you'll please pass your pants to the person on your right, I think we can get this worked out."

"Miss Pettigrow, I need a caption!"

Best sellers. New releases. Books you still haven't finished yet, Claire.