Sartorial Juggler Mugs

"Briefcase, tie, notes... I think I'm ready for the interview now."

To do before Saturday...

Introducing...Anagraman.

"It boils down to which I dislike more: ironing shirts or non-iron shirts."

'You've got us backward. I'm Vinnie, and my short and subtle brother is Vignette.'

"I had considered hyphenating my last name, but now I'm leaning towards and underscore."

'We don't have anyone here by that name. Was he perhaps using one of his aliases?'

"History test? But I studied all night for a math test!"

If you're a multiple personality could you spare an identity for an amnesiac?

A balanced diet is a Cherry Cheesecake in each hand.

"Norman still has seventies flashbacks sometimes."

Choose any combination of the words above to name your brilliant first novel.

A statue of Mercury is defaced with a purse, stockings, a bra and lipstick.

The Multi-tasking Snake Charmer

"My name is Phil, and I, too, am..."

Triple espresso. Forget it, Uncle Mort. Your doctors said no caffeine. I am not your Uncle Mort, I am someone else altogether. Oh yeah? Who are you? I am … Drinkum … Coffeeman … Worthington-Smythe … of the Florida Coffeeman-Worthington-Smythes. You may have heard of us ... we're a family of um ... Troubadours. I, myself, wrote several ballads for the likes of Sinatra, Pat Boone, and Jimi Hendrix. So if I were to Google that right now, Google would confirm that? Google is an abomination!!! One ge

"I'm using my married name right now, but I'm keeping my maiden name on ice, just in case."

"Right, 1:02 minutes to the corporate conference meeting."

'Sorry I'm late - my wife's tongue stud got snagged on my nipple ring.'

Writer, waiter, writer, waiter.

'Where did you learn to sing in double-Dutch?'

'See, I told you I can text and chew gum at the same time.'

I wanted gloves without fingers!

Home/work masks.

Caution falling books

"Be honest: Does this shirt make me look like a blockhead?"

'I can't keep stalling. How much longer until the Powerpoint is ready?'

"It's finally 'sweater on, then off, then on again' season."

Ed reflects on his checkered past.

'But my friends call me Lefty.'

A Thinking Man's Guide to the Tuxedo T-Shirt

Tartan Suit.

"Big news, folks...turns out, you're all wearing the wrong pants. So if you'll please pass your pants to the person on your right, I think we can get this worked out."

"Miss Pettigrow, I need a caption!"

Best sellers. New releases. Books you still haven't finished yet, Claire.