Fashion Trend Juggler Pillows

"Norman still has seventies flashbacks sometimes."

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

Hair Crop Circle

"It's black, but it's not New York black."

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

Old hippie gives peace sign.

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

'Do you have anything a little longer in the leg ?'

"It boils down to which I dislike more: ironing shirts or non-iron shirts."

"I'm both too liberal to be preppy and too conservative to be trendy."

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

"I'm putting myself through med school by waiting tables. I'll be back shortly to take your blood pressure."

Do you like my bling?

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

"That's a good look for you, J.B."

The Bland Leading the Bland

Merger at 28th and Lex

Skinhead guppy.

'Now don't complain Mum: You started it by giving me my first nose-ring...'

"It may look funny, but at least I'm warm."

Snake Dress-Up

Woman colouring man's clothes with crayon.

GAP. GAP. NO GAP.

"My dad said they used to be bands."

A Revolution In Formal Wear! The Cummertie in Four Classic Styles!

"Apparently 'the vest' is making a comeback..."

'I'm afraid we must move with the times, Mr Bagley.'

"Doctor, before we start you've got to promise me that I don't have to give up anything."

'You don't know why you're down here?... Aren't you the guy that invented the high five in sports?'

"Right, 1:02 minutes to the corporate conference meeting."

Man admiring his friend's skull topped scarf pin

"Cool bling bro!"

"Come at me, Bro!"

"And I'll have my usual - 'Mutton dressed as lamb'!"