Fashion Trend Juggler Pillows

"Norman still has seventies flashbacks sometimes."

Hair Crop Circle

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

"It's black, but it's not New York black."

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

Old hippie gives peace sign.

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

'Do you have anything a little longer in the leg ?'

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

"I'm both too liberal to be preppy and too conservative to be trendy."

"It boils down to which I dislike more: ironing shirts or non-iron shirts."

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

Do you like my bling?

"I'm putting myself through med school by waiting tables. I'll be back shortly to take your blood pressure."

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

Merger at 28th and Lex

"That's a good look for you, J.B."

The Bland Leading the Bland

Skinhead guppy.

"It may look funny, but at least I'm warm."

'Now don't complain Mum: You started it by giving me my first nose-ring...'

Snake Dress-Up

GAP. GAP. NO GAP.

Woman colouring man's clothes with crayon.

"Apparently 'the vest' is making a comeback..."

A Revolution In Formal Wear! The Cummertie in Four Classic Styles!

"My dad said they used to be bands."

'I'm afraid we must move with the times, Mr Bagley.'

"Doctor, before we start you've got to promise me that I don't have to give up anything."

"Cool bling bro!"

"Come at me, Bro!"

'You don't know why you're down here?... Aren't you the guy that invented the high five in sports?'

Man admiring his friend's skull topped scarf pin

"Right, 1:02 minutes to the corporate conference meeting."

"And I'll have my usual - 'Mutton dressed as lamb'!"