Woman on Subway's Thoughts
Sarcastic Social Observer Gifts
Looking for a gift that captures the wit and cynicism of the sarcastic social observer? Our collection features playful, cartoon-inspired designs that bring humor and insight to everyday life. Whether it’s for a friend, colleague, or your own collection, these products are perfect for those who love to observe the world with a healthy dose of sarcasm and humor. Add a touch of irony to their space or wardrobe, making every day a little more amusing.
Armstrong, the only doctor covered in the new health plan you got me is a veterinarian! Beats no coverage. Yeah, if you're a parakeet. You're so cheap. You don't value me at all. You ingrate. I didn't have to give you health benefits. Lots of employers don't cover their animals. You mean workers. Stop your barking.
The transparent safe box of Panama
"My tweet about not caring about what is trending is now trending."
"White Collar Prison"
'I had to stamp down on staff using nicknames at work. They even had one for me!'
"...it was believed that anyone who displeased it would meet with a terrible fate, which of course is complete nonsen..."
"I think you'll like this idea-it's sort of 'dull' meets 'inoffensive.' "
So you'd like to be a lawyer...we require honest, genuine people, who are prepared to...learn how to fake sincerity.
"Let's wait for it to come out on cable and then not watch it."
Attorney At Law: Today's special - Bankruptcy and Divorce. Two for the price of one.
"No, no, your job's not going out of the country to some foreign bastard. We're just firing you."
"Running is great. Unless you compare it with not running."
'Sometimes I think you're on a different planet.'
"Let's demonstrate our corporate values of diversity and inclusion and listen to some of Brian's stupid ideas."
"My client pleads not guilty, by reason that everyone else is doing it."
"Where the hell were you fourteen years ago?"
"I'm going to use my tax cut to trickle down on you all."
"Die alone"
"Some other news, China declares war on Peru, ISIS blows up the pyramids and the pope resigns. Now back to more comments from David Bowie fans."
"Hey, Gary. Lois wanted to know if you’re up for waiting forever for reheated leftovers and sipping warm mimosas intended to ease the pain of poor service amid a cacophony of idiot tourists and 20-year-olds... you know, brunch."
"... and God bless my mom and her courage to call this food."
A well-dressed panhandler holds a sign that reads "Will argue for food".
TV and man
I think when they talk about 'taking more excercise' they meant more than lifting the remote control.
"Miss Winthrop, tell my callers that I'm busy with the World Bank."
Finally, a big puffy hand for the losing team.
'If looks could sue, eh, Walt?'
"Don't look at me. I'm just the gay friend."
TV SALES, 'Will the violence chip block out Joy Behar?'
"You think you have the boss from hell?!"
"Hey, if we're getting laid off, it's every man for himself!"
'Oh he's sporty all right - he can be up and down on his stairlift in under ten minutes'
"Excuse me, have you seen a large gent with a red coat and face to match."
Planning Office - Acquired by Tesco
Sarcastic Social Observer Gifts Collection
Sarcastic Social Observer Mugs
Discover our collection of mugs designed for the sarcastic social observer—funny, witty, and perfect for starting conversations over coffee.
Sarcastic Social Observer Pillows
Find pillows that add a humorous touch to any room, featuring cartoons that speak to the social observer’s sharp perspective.
Sarcastic Social Observer Prints
Browse our prints that capture the wit and humor of social commentary—ideal for decorating any space with satire and style.
Sarcastic Social Observer T-Shirts
Explore our selection of t-shirts that let the sarcastic social observer wear their humor on their sleeve with clever cartoon designs.