Sapling Supporter Gifts

Springtime on Maple Drive...

'What if your tree grows, Burl? Won't it choke to death?'

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

Bee flying to another flower.

"That's mine!"

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

Cats are under tremendous peer pressure to remain useless.

Another reason farm raised fish aren't as healthy as wild ones.

'So, that's how squirrels find their buried food?'

"You like it? We purchased the fourth wall from 'Westworld'."

"Bees need all the help they can get Bob! Think of the consequences! No more honey for a start..."

Pigs form huddles before taking up starting positions

Busking during a pandemic

Peas on Earth.

'It's another squirrel - from the park. I warned you not to start feeding them.'

'Was it the beaver dream again?'

"Plastic?"

Seals - Pick your own.

Man replaces tank sign with deer sign

'Santa wouldn't employ me because I'm an African elephant, not a reindeer. I want to sue him for discrimination!'

"Use your indoor voice!"

"It's all hypothetical, of course, but how much wood do you think you could chuck?"

"I've given blood about 20 times. . ."

Trumpet and birds

Hedgehog Mortuary.

"Don't attack surfers! You're giving us all a bad name and encouraging culling!"

"Actually, I'm a singer-songwriter bird."

'I'm no grey squirrel...just a very old red one.'

'Why should I feel bad? We're part of natures original recycling program!'

Pest controller tries to catch old woman who is exacerbating the problem by feeding birds.

'I didn't evolve from dinosaurs for this.'

Just think! If the mall goes bust, what happens to all that paved-over land? Save our mall. We could roll up the asphalt and start a huge nature preserve. What about current wildlife? Hmm�You're right. I don't think the endangered species act covers mall rats.

"...and the farmers - what would they do without me?...wait, don't answer that!"

I will eat my greens for you (today!)

"Try to remain calm. I'm going to talk you down."