Santa Spoof Fan Pillows

"Well, we found out what's been clogging your chimney since last December, Miss Emmy."

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

Elfie Stick

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

"Why would I want to meet Santa? I can just go home and log onto his social media page from the comfort of my bed."

'How's the gene-splicing going? Cloned any new hepatitis antibodies?'

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

Filming Christmas

"Whoa. There's a huge crack down here." "Tell me about it."

'Ok you two, where the hell is Dancer?!'

Santa in the Sky: Happy Holidays!

Santa Dog

Hot Tub Frosty

"All it will do is move crime to the South Pole."

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

A Creature WAS Stirring

Meet Santa's entourage

"Could you help me fit nine days work into five and still see my family?"

North Pole twinned with Amazon

"I noticed a few browns."

Merry Christmas

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

"I've made a terrible mistake."

December 26 - Vegas, office (post) Christmas party.

'After a Gadzillon glasses of milk and cookies who wouldn't have an upset stomach?'

Santa uses his interviewing skills on his second job, too.

'Naughty? Nice? Santa, I don't deal in absolutes.'

"Redcoat is down! Repeat, redcoat is down!"