Santa's Hopefuls T-Shirts

Max was convinced that even though he'd been a bad boy...Santa would still bring him a present.

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

"No, you definitely wouldn't get Christmas Eve off."

"I'll get my 10,000 steps in tonight!"

'Ok you two, where the hell is Dancer?!'

Filming Christmas

Santa Dog

Santa's Helpers

"Donner and Blitzen are just our stage names."

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

Meet Santa's entourage

The other days of the year...

"I like it here but if Santa doesn't get better WiFi I'm getting a new job."

"So yes, I bit him! How was I supposed to know it was Master wearing a red fat-suit and a fake white beard?"

"Who cares what little kids think? What's important is that you believe in yourself."

"We're history, Rudolph....I tell ya, we're history."

"As I understand it, he has a whole other workshop in Hong Kong where they make all that electronic stuff."

"Will you only promise the children toys that can be brought at this store?"

"I hope that wish list you just sent to Santa wasn't too big." "Our server just crashed!"

Santa Claus and the Snowman Cross Paths

"You were ho-ho-hoing in your sleep again!"

'First she called my mother, and then she called Santa.'

'I mind my mother, and I do my lessons, and I'm here for the quid pro quo.'

'I'm looking for something, like, 364 days a year.'

Notice! Due to COVID, all reindeer games are postponed indefinitely.

Shelf on an elf

"Of course I was speeding - how else am I going to visit billions of households in one night?!"

"All I want for Christmas is a previous little Kitty cat."

For Crying Out Loud I Am Not Rudolph