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Max was convinced that even though he'd been a bad boy...Santa would still bring him a present.

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

"No, you definitely wouldn't get Christmas Eve off."

"I'll get my 10,000 steps in tonight!"

Santa Dog

Filming Christmas

'Ok you two, where the hell is Dancer?!'

Wait - If this is a big bag of toys, where's the big bag of dirty laundry? Worst Christmas morning ever.

Santa's Helpers

Meet Santa's entourage

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

"Donner and Blitzen are just our stage names."

A centipede's Christmas stockings

"I like it here but if Santa doesn't get better WiFi I'm getting a new job."

The other days of the year...

"So yes, I bit him! How was I supposed to know it was Master wearing a red fat-suit and a fake white beard?"

"Who cares what little kids think? What's important is that you believe in yourself."

"We're history, Rudolph....I tell ya, we're history."

"As I understand it, he has a whole other workshop in Hong Kong where they make all that electronic stuff."

"Will you only promise the children toys that can be brought at this store?"

'First she called my mother, and then she called Santa.'

'I mind my mother, and I do my lessons, and I'm here for the quid pro quo.'

"You were ho-ho-hoing in your sleep again!"

"I hope that wish list you just sent to Santa wasn't too big." "Our server just crashed!"

"30 million cookies and thousands of gallons of milk all in one night? Yes, I'd say we've got dietary issues to address."

Santa Claus and the Snowman Cross Paths

Child on Christmas Eve

Shelf on an elf

'They think I can walk on water.'

Santa's Second Stringers.

"All I want for Christmas is a previous little Kitty cat."

For Crying Out Loud I Am Not Rudolph