Santa Squad T-Shirts

"I'll get my 10,000 steps in tonight!"

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

Elfie Stick

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

'How's the gene-splicing going? Cloned any new hepatitis antibodies?'

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

Santa in the Sky: Happy Holidays!

"Whoa. There's a huge crack down here." "Tell me about it."

'Ok you two, where the hell is Dancer?!'

Santa Dog

Filming Christmas

Hot Tub Frosty

"All it will do is move crime to the South Pole."

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

Meet Santa's entourage

A Creature WAS Stirring

"Could you help me fit nine days work into five and still see my family?"

North Pole twinned with Amazon

"I noticed a few browns."

Merry Christmas

"I've made a terrible mistake."

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

December 26 - Vegas, office (post) Christmas party.

'After a Gadzillon glasses of milk and cookies who wouldn't have an upset stomach?'

Santa uses his interviewing skills on his second job, too.

The other days of the year...

'Naughty? Nice? Santa, I don't deal in absolutes.'

"So yes, I bit him! How was I supposed to know it was Master wearing a red fat-suit and a fake white beard?"

"Who cares what little kids think? What's important is that you believe in yourself."