Santa's Adventure Squad T-Shirts

Santa refused to go mountain climbing with Snowy ever again.

Santa Claus's Mail

High security Santa's grotto

"I prefer to talk to Mrs. Claus. She doesn't care if I'm naughty or nice."

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

"I'll get my 10,000 steps in tonight!"

"Anything but milk and cookies."

'This year I'm deliverying everything FedEx!'

Santa knows he has to be more careful. One more accident due to pilot error, and the FAA would take away his pilot's license for good.

'You still owe me the pony from last year!'

"Pepperoni pizza is my favorite! Ah, Billy, you little suck up!"

'How do we know the NSA hasn't hacked your naughty list?'

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

Santa CGI Effect

'How do you think he stays so merry through the holidays?!'

"Naughty? Nice? It's a bit more nuanced than that..."

"I want a pony!"

'And that,and that,and that...'

'There really IS a Santa!' Santa busts pets eating his milk and cookies

'Well, I'll try, but cheese seems to be the 'must have gift' this year.'

"We're wasting our time. He gets them free at work."

The other days of the year...

Why are you insisting on spending Christmas in hospital, Gran? I prefer the Santa here, darling.

"Amazon wants to open a facility here due to our friendly labor environment."

"Well, what would YOU like for Christmas?"

The Reindeer Strike

Hot food cafe open every day except Christmas Day.

"So yes, I bit him! How was I supposed to know it was Master wearing a red fat-suit and a fake white beard?"

"For the last time… do not feed bubble gum to the reindeer!"

"I can't tel you what an honor it is to be the keynote speaker at the Supply Chain management Seminar."

"We're history, Rudolph....I tell ya, we're history."

"As I understand it, he has a whole other workshop in Hong Kong where they make all that electronic stuff."

SANTA'S ATTORNEY

'After you ask him for the pony, ask him to pay for your college education.'

Great Moment in North Pole History