Santa's Caddie Laugh Challenge Gifts

Bah Humbug!

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

Caddie brings his golfer a shovel in the sand trap.

"Yes, sir, Dave. Out here, under the big sky, I always get back in touch with who I am."

'Lost your ball again?' - 'No, I've got my ball. I've lost my club.'

The other days of the year...

"So yes, I bit him! How was I supposed to know it was Master wearing a red fat-suit and a fake white beard?"

Dog Fetching Golf Balls.

'Your direction is good! Now try for distance.'

'Now that should make it a lot easier.'

'Wait! Better give me the big one.'

'My ball hit the rake so I get a free drop.'

'I like to stay connected 247.'

'That takes you into double figures and we're not off the tee yet!'

Golf

'Maybe I should use the nine iron.'

'I don't think of myself as a caddie, I provide technical support for golfers.'

Dieter Miller veloped the talking golf ball to call out when lost in the rough. But... (ouch, ouch, ouch)

'I learned a new word today.'

Putting out on the green is called 'The Short Game'.

"In this situation, I'd suggest a 5-word sentence with an action verb but hold the exclamation mark."

Caddy With A Cool Box

'I'm so embarrassed I'll never be able to hold up my head again.'

'The pro said my swing was out of this world.'

'Where's your other glove?'

'Sixteen home runs, 34 runs batted in, and nine stolen bases. I'd call that being good.'

Valhalla Ryder Cup.

Santa refused to go mountain climbing with Snowy ever again.

"This one travels 30 yards farther when you throw it."

Meditating on a 4th for golf!

"Nice putt."

Red Indian carrying a baby in golf bag.

'He says he's a friend of the Santa Claus.'

Golf Crime Scene.

'What club do you think I should use? I don't know sir, I don't play golf either'