Santa Claus Performer T-Shirts

'You know how 'method' Charles is . . .'

Claus 2.0

Clown on bike.

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code."

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

Elfie Stick

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

Litter Tray Training

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

Job Vacancy: Human cannonball. Applicants must of the right calibre

Clown's Comedy Fart.

"I prefer to talk to Mrs. Claus. She doesn't care if I'm naughty or nice."

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

'I have a feeling one day when he grows up he'll be an artist of some kind.'

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

'So one day I thought, I'll teach you brats to laugh at me!'

"I don't believe in you!"

'Okay, time to sleep now. Switch off your nose, Rudolph'!

Yo ho ho!

Clown to clown on unicycle: 'How does it corner?'

'My god! Have you seen the size of this chiropodist's bill?!!'

"Water balloons... water balloons..."

"What's your occupation?"

"I don't think you're taking this relationship seriously..."

'Popovitch, nobody laughed about you until you fell off the ladder and got trampled down by the elephants. I want you to do that every evening.'

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

"What do you mean you can't stand to be touched?"

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