Santa Claus Performer Mugs

'You know how 'method' Charles is . . .'

Claus 2.0

Clown on bike.

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

Elfie Stick

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code."

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

Job Vacancy: Human cannonball. Applicants must of the right calibre

"I prefer to talk to Mrs. Claus. She doesn't care if I'm naughty or nice."

Litter Tray Training

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

'I have a feeling one day when he grows up he'll be an artist of some kind.'

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

"I don't believe in you!"

'So one day I thought, I'll teach you brats to laugh at me!'

'Okay, time to sleep now. Switch off your nose, Rudolph'!

Yo ho ho!

Clown Wife

Clown to clown on unicycle: 'How does it corner?'

"Try to get him away from that bloody whip...Pass it on."

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

"Hey, just wanted to say bye again, guys, I'm off to join the circus."

'Popovitch, nobody laughed about you until you fell off the ladder and got trampled down by the elephants. I want you to do that every evening.'

'My god! Have you seen the size of this chiropodist's bill?!!'

"What's your occupation?"

A Clown pretends to put his head in the mouth of a TV lion.

"Water balloons... water balloons..."