Santa Claus Aficionado Mugs

Please give so I don't have to sell reindeer blood for wine money.

For 364 days of the year Santa was a very successsful divorce lawyer.

Santa Claus's Mail

Claus 2.0

"He was a very good boy."

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

High security Santa's grotto

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

Elfie Stick

"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code."

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

"I prefer to talk to Mrs. Claus. She doesn't care if I'm naughty or nice."

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

"I don't believe in you!"

'Okay, time to sleep now. Switch off your nose, Rudolph'!

Yo ho ho!

"Anything but milk and cookies."

Hot Tub Frosty

'This year I'm deliverying everything FedEx!'

"All it will do is move crime to the South Pole."

"Do you feel your eyes have changed any since your last visit?" "No. They seem to be ho, ho, ho, holding their own."

"Pepperoni pizza is my favorite! Ah, Billy, you little suck up!"

Statue of Liberty and Hand Sanitizer

'You still owe me the pony from last year!'

"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."

'How do we know the NSA hasn't hacked your naughty list?'

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

Santa CGI Effect

'So that's why I didn't get that train set? !'.

'How do you think he stays so merry through the holidays?!'