Santa Claus Fans Mugs

Father Christmas Snow Globe.

'Business is terrible! Somehow, we must find a way of making a little prophet.'

Santa shaves

"... And merry Christmas to you too Santa!"

Claus 2.0

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code."

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

Elfie Stick

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

"Why would I want to meet Santa? I can just go home and log onto his social media page from the comfort of my bed."

"I prefer to talk to Mrs. Claus. She doesn't care if I'm naughty or nice."

'How's the gene-splicing going? Cloned any new hepatitis antibodies?'

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

"I don't believe in you!"

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

'Okay, time to sleep now. Switch off your nose, Rudolph'!

Yo ho ho!

"Whoa. There's a huge crack down here." "Tell me about it."

Santa in the Sky: Happy Holidays!

Hot Tub Frosty

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

"All it will do is move crime to the South Pole."

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

"I noticed a few browns."

"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."

"Could you help me fit nine days work into five and still see my family?"

'So that's why I didn't get that train set? !'.

North Pole twinned with Amazon