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"Sometimes Ted finds it difficult to leave the holiday spirit behind."

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

'He's a superior breed - He always drinks thru' a straw!'

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

"Bad morning. I was running late and skipped my coffee, diet soda, energy drink and Ritalin."

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

Pasta

Bryan Ferry

The last song before the party exploded.

"I forget to drink."

"...Stop complaining if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

Beach flirting

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

'We're drinking to our round of golf...one shot at a time.'

"Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, fell, and retained a brilliant attorney."

Running Latte

'The good stuff is here, under the counter.'

'Just wait until I'm introduced to carbonated beverages!'

A Transformer for grownups

'Gee, mom, you know I want to visit - I'm just so darned busy.'

A very fine vintage

"Detox is two doors back, bro' - this is retox!"

Anton's Bar and Grill

"I'm a retriever but I prefer 'Go-Getter'."

Complaints Desk

'Enjoying a snifter of brandy by the fire...'

The Stumble Inn Bar & Grill

"Our seasonal special is spiced pumpkin apple butternut squash ale. Would you like that in a frosted mug or over ice cream?"

'Come to order' 'I'll have a burger, hold the mayo, and a large cola.'

'I'm not as think as you drunk I am.'

'Will you stop yelling save the whales and finish you pina colada?'

'If you're into preparing healthy meals then I recommend the apricot brandy. It contains the antioxidant beta carotene.'