Sandwich Scientist Pillows

Paninis of the Old West

Paranormal tips: sandwiches with crop circles may lead to marmalade stains on trousers

'Ever noticed how triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones?'

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

'I ran out of sugar, so I used salt.'

"Our cook is new, so ge's Googling what goes on a bacon, lettuce and tomato sandwich as we speak."

"I think we're all agreed that we need to focus 110% on meeting strategic corporate goals."

"Wow-free sky hoagies!"

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

"Aww geez... peanut butter and jellyfish again."

'Hard to follow...'

Stratigraphy

"Why don't I clang some utensils, make 3 grilled cheese sandwiches and we call it an early night?"

Excess Baggage: Some folks believe that calories consumed during vacation do not count against your diet.

"I think my mom made me a tofu sandwich."

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

'Bacon-butties are my favourite!'

The Deli Llama

The BLTR (the bacon, lettuce, tomato, revolution)

Man takes sandwiches left beneath a 'please take one' sign

"This means that dad is climbing Everest with my cheese and pickle sandwich."

'How's getting you a sandwich going to help me get a job?'

"I just knew there had to be a better use for tomatoes than making boring old sandwiches."

"We know you boosted that milk truck!" "Admit it or we'll take a bite outta you!"

"I'm a retired doctor."

'Dad, try to catch some jellyfish to go with my peanut butter.'

"No, you didn't hear the soft rustle of a sandwich wrapper!"

"Genetic engineering has made us disease resistant."

'Do you have any denture friendly sandwiches?'

'A sandwich?'

"Liverwurst is down an eighth, egg-salad is up two and a half, and peanut-butter-and-jelly remains unchanged."

'Only peanut butter and jelly fingers, Sir.'

One Hour Sandwich shop

For the Love of Peanut Butter