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'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

Peter's Pitas - now with pickled peppers.

'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

Super Heroes.

"But if you leave New Orleans, you'll be just another sandwich."

"Our cook is new, so ge's Googling what goes on a bacon, lettuce and tomato sandwich as we speak."

'Kimble, I'm going to give you a chance at purchasing - nip over to the cafe and get me a cheese and pickle sandwich.'

"Pastrami. My favorite, Chad. But I asked for the 'sand wedge.'"

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

"Aww geez... peanut butter and jellyfish again."

'Hard to follow...'

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

'I told you that 2 month old balonie was cursed!'

"Wow, I was expecting to also get a pearl, but I'll take a panini."

A sick sandwich is in the hospital and is getting a transfusion on new Maya and Zesty Mustard.

'Bacon-butties are my favourite!'

A Grade Two student explains why he is so eager to get back to school.

Jelly I.V.

The BLTR (the bacon, lettuce, tomato, revolution)

"Genetic engineering has made us disease resistant."

Batman and Reuben

"I just knew there had to be a better use for tomatoes than making boring old sandwiches."

Sandwich snob.

"I'm a retired doctor."

Gerontologist on the phone - 'Oh, you know ... same old, same old ... and how are things with you?'

"Nice going, Larry. They're going in after your liverwurst and sardine sandwich that fell behind the fridge last month."

"Liverwurst is down an eighth, egg-salad is up two and a half, and peanut-butter-and-jelly remains unchanged."

'Fuel efficiency? I get about three times around the block on a peanut butter sandwich.'

"Sorry, you ran out of wishes. A ham and cheese on rye counts as three."

The Troposhere

For the Love of Peanut Butter

'You're in trouble. Your confidential memo went toxic and so did that tuna salad.'