Sandgrain Theorist Gifts

"I charge by the grain."

She loves to play with string theory.

"I told him we needed more string."

Fluffy explains her string theory.

Monday: Next 7 exits.

'...And you're always complaining about the government's international trade agreements'

'Do I have to give thanks for all the spinach, or just the bite I'm going to eat?'

"Everybody's doing quinoa—at least Kamut still has a nice grainier-than-thou quality."

Capital

The staple grains tended to look down on the more specialized fare... like quinoa.

'This painting's in very poor taste.' 'Yes. It's from his sour grapes period.'

"I like anything but long walks on the beach."

'Next time you apologize, try to do it with no strings attached. String can be very distracting.'

'How can it be whole if the wheat has been ground into a powder?'

World Food Supply Impacted By Ukraine War

Haircuts

Evolution explained.

'I'm glad I don't like spinach because if I liked it I'd eat it and I hate the stuff!'

Astronomers argue theories of the Universe.

"Hey... Where'd everybody go?"

"I love quinoa, but freekeh is more fun to say."

"I made a new year's resolution to eat spinach. If I can't stand it, I'll give it up for Lent."

'There are 2 billion, 16 million, 10 thousand and sixty - one grains of sand on this island!'

Grain Strength Full silos Information

"No matter how many times I study it—always more and more cognizant of its anomalies and repetitions, defying all logic—I am nevertheless drawn into its bewitching spell!"

"Poor jelly babies. It's a short like, and a chewy one."

'With the proper technology, we could make silicon chips out of this stuff.'

Daily Commute.

"Next up is Alex's dad who's going to tell us all about the job that he has and feels desperately trapped in."

'Have you ever tried pushing a piece of string?.'

"I'm into whole grains and long dirt baths, and I'm looking for someone who's not afraid to cross the road."

Wheat Watchers

US food supply.