Sandal Squad Pillows

'Socks with sandals? I guess Socrates' wisdom doesn't include a fashion sense.'

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

Cheers For The Hollyhock Middle School Chess Team

'Do you think that's wise?'

'This one's for marrying him, and this one's for raising the kids.'

'I'm sure that you are highly qualified. It's just that we're not hiring anyone at the third grade level.'

Shoe addict.

"I'll get my 10,000 steps in tonight!"

Nerdy man wagging his finger.

"He's my school project for science class."

"It's running five minutes fast."

'...you'd better get yourself a good lawyer!'

'If you're going to marry this geek, I suggest you get the extended warranty.'

'You failed your Latin exam! But Sweety, it's important to learn Latin: All your friends' names have Latin roots...'

"What, another live person?! Listen, do you have any computers over there I can speak with?"

'That guy believes in time travel. He said he'd knock me into next week.'

Library: The Weight lifting Section.

Evolution into a pair of sandals.

'If you ask me the time again, I'll punch you!'

'This one's for clearing my browser history. This one's for emptying my cache. This one's...'

STRIP Hambone: Computer language

"So you used to be in a darts team?"

Mark Zuckerberg

"Sorry dear! I'm very busy right now."

"Here's your support, Dad, and here's mine."

Super Bowl Sunday sermon: "Is it better to kick off or receive?"

Computer age.

"Don't you...sometimes get the feeling...that for some reason...we're not like anyone else?"

Nerd night at the club.

'Your car broke down? Oh, my. Well, don't panic. Just be there for it. Listen and try to be supportive.'

"Stop. I've got sand in my shoe again."

'Was it the non-flying dream again?'

"It makes me feel sort of... guilty!"

'I got a tool to remove malicious malware...'

Ladies in pink, thank you.