Sandal Squad Mugs

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

Cheers For The Hollyhock Middle School Chess Team

'Do you think that's wise?'

'This one's for marrying him, and this one's for raising the kids.'

Shoe addict.

'I'm sure that you are highly qualified. It's just that we're not hiring anyone at the third grade level.'

"I'll get my 10,000 steps in tonight!"

"He's my school project for science class."

Nerdy man wagging his finger.

"It's running five minutes fast."

'...you'd better get yourself a good lawyer!'

'If you're going to marry this geek, I suggest you get the extended warranty.'

'You failed your Latin exam! But Sweety, it's important to learn Latin: All your friends' names have Latin roots...'

Library: The Weight lifting Section.

Evolution into a pair of sandals.

'That guy believes in time travel. He said he'd knock me into next week.'

"What, another live person?! Listen, do you have any computers over there I can speak with?"

'If you ask me the time again, I'll punch you!'

'This one's for clearing my browser history. This one's for emptying my cache. This one's...'

STRIP Hambone: Computer language

"So you used to be in a darts team?"

"Sorry dear! I'm very busy right now."

Super Bowl Sunday sermon: "Is it better to kick off or receive?"

Computer age.

"Don't you...sometimes get the feeling...that for some reason...we're not like anyone else?"

'Your car broke down? Oh, my. Well, don't panic. Just be there for it. Listen and try to be supportive.'

"It makes me feel sort of... guilty!"

'Was it the non-flying dream again?'

Nerd night at the club.

'I got a tool to remove malicious malware...'

Ladies in pink, thank you.

Devlin was concerned about his son hanging around with such a nice crowd.