Sand Between My Toes T-Shirts

'Remember when we would come to the beach and not delete email?'

Sunbathers.

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

'Good dog Spot. You're always there for me when the sand is hot.'

Building giant sand pies.

'With this ring I thee dropped it -'

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

'You know your problem, Harlan? You need to get in touch with your 'inner beach bum'.'

"He lives in a block of flats"

"Wait, I've got sand in my shoe."

"Thanks again, kid!"

"This one has nicer sand, but I think I prefer the tree on the last one we saw."

"Ain't no denying it son. It's a genuine fact that the surfers rule."

"The bailouts are nice but my retirement remains finding drugs that washed up on the beach."

'Well, how do I know you're not sitting on a deck chair?'

Man eating his meal with his feet.

'Shall we dig him up, we haven't had an ice cream in over an hour?'

'The sun is up. What do you feel like doing today?'

Beach Burger - without sand 75 cents extra.

'Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch! Boy I hate hot sand...'

'Dinosaur footprints!'

"We really need to hire a landscaper."

'You are here' sign in a desert pointing to an hourglass.

"Four bedrooms, oceanfront property, and it's in our price range?! What's the catch?"

'That's all very well - but just suppose everybody decided to take 'just one bloody miserable bucket of sand'?'

God creates Sahara Desert with sand mill

Sharp, play, builder's washed

'I think he wants you to go out further!'

Man sees door sign at Podiatrist's office: 'This Little Piggy Went to Market'.

'I tell you Eddy, I just love a sport where you can eat while you play.'

'You're lucky. Some people don't look good wearing dirt.'

'Well, I said that it's okay to bury dad on the beach, but...'

'What happened to sand castles?'

'Charlie, you've been dredging your sand from the golf courses again.'

Hourglass Island