Sandy Feet Enthusiast T-Shirts

"Four bedrooms, oceanfront property, and it's in our price range?! What's the catch?"

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

'I don't care if you do need practice hitting out of the sand. The cat needs her litter box!'

It was Wilbur's first vacation in 17 years.

'You know your problem, Harlan? You need to get in touch with your 'inner beach bum'.'

A Sandbar piles of sand in a bar enjoying their night out

"Wait, I've got sand in my shoe."

"This one has nicer sand, but I think I prefer the tree on the last one we saw."

"Ain't no denying it son. It's a genuine fact that the surfers rule."

"Going to the beach with kids Sand in eyes, food, crevices Chasing after them with sun cream Frantically checking they haven't been kidnapped or swept out to sea Enjoying it"

"You could be just the man we're looking for!"

'Well, how do I know you're not sitting on a deck chair?'

"They're the closest I've come to owning a car!"

'Trainers for actually playing sport in.'

Doctor to man with baseball player and footbal player on feet: 'You have a bad case of athlete's foot.'

"I decided to go on land after I got the sneaker deal."

"Mom says you are going to play in the sand."

"Of course, ladies and gentlemen, the optimum endorsement would be from the Crips and the Bloods."

'It must be love if your sneakers melted!'

I add 1,000 steps every day just going back to my car to get the mask I was supposed to put on."

'You are here' sign in a desert pointing to an hourglass.

Multitasking: Psychiatry and Podiatry.

'Something comfortable and yet… unexpected. I like to run amok.'

'He doesn't sell many dress shoes, but he leads the department in slipper sales.'

'Would our taxes be any cheaper if we lived in a sketcher?'

God creates Sahara Desert with sand mill

Medical School. I'm going to specialize in children's feet. You'll be a "podiatrician."

'Did you ask Daddy if it was okay to do that to him?'

Corn and Bunion plants.

Snail Shoes

Ask Me About My Big Feet

'Well, maybe it's in your genes to be attracted to sand...'

"I shelled out five grand for this suit, so I'm wearing it whenever I want."

'It must be love if your sneakers melted!'

How bad can the economy be with this many styles of sneaker socks?