Sanctification Scholars Pillows

Give the gift of comfort and inspiration with pillows that celebrate sanctification scholars—perfect for their reading corners or study spaces, combining faith with cozy support.

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"It's a letter from the Vatican. They say that whilst walking the streets without stepping into dog poo is nearly as miraculous as walking on water, it's not sufficient to canonize me!"

"It's a letter from the Vatican. They say that whilst walking the streets without stepping into dog poo is nearly as miraculous as walking on water, it's not sufficient to canonize me!"

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"Samson was the best actor in the bible - he brought the house down!"

"Samson was the best actor in the bible - he brought the house down!" mockup

"Samson was the best actor in the bible - he brought the house down!"

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"Um, I notice there's nothing in here about pork."

"Um, I notice there's nothing in here about pork." mockup

"Um, I notice there's nothing in here about pork."

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"When you say the meek will inherit the earth, does that include the mineral rights?"

"When you say the meek will inherit the earth, does that include the mineral rights?" mockup

"When you say the meek will inherit the earth, does that include the mineral rights?"

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"Today we studied Matthew, the first in a four-part series."

"Today we studied Matthew, the first in a four-part series." mockup

"Today we studied Matthew, the first in a four-part series."

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Non-Creative Writing, Also Known as Plagiarism 101.

Non-Creative Writing, Also Known as Plagiarism 101. mockup

Non-Creative Writing, Also Known as Plagiarism 101.

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"I see you're back from church. What was cherry-picked for you today?"

"I see you're back from church. What was cherry-picked for you today?" mockup

"I see you're back from church. What was cherry-picked for you today?"

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"They're SUPPOSED to have a disparate impact!"

"They're SUPPOSED to have a disparate impact!" mockup

"They're SUPPOSED to have a disparate impact!"

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Cleric with bible briefcase.

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'It wasn't actually written by God. The Lord used holy ghost writers.'

'It wasn't actually written by God. The Lord used holy ghost writers.' mockup

'It wasn't actually written by God. The Lord used holy ghost writers.'

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"First time visitors should always check the seating chart before entering the sanctuary."

"First time visitors should always check the seating chart before entering the sanctuary." mockup

"First time visitors should always check the seating chart before entering the sanctuary."

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"God works in mysterious ways."

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"Bible lessons are best taught in the context of faith. There's no need to add 'based on a true story.'"

"Bible lessons are best taught in the context of faith. There's no need to add 'based on a true story.'" mockup

"Bible lessons are best taught in the context of faith. There's no need to add 'based on a true story.'"

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"That's the preacher's dog."

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"We're in luck, not a word about retrospectivity."

"We're in luck, not a word about retrospectivity." mockup

"We're in luck, not a word about retrospectivity."

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"But, Jesus - you can't become an atheist."

"But, Jesus - you can't become an atheist." mockup

"But, Jesus - you can't become an atheist."

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'Any chance these are available in paperback?'

'Any chance these are available in paperback?' mockup

'Any chance these are available in paperback?'

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'I think we're going to need an ANNOTATED edition.'

'I think we're going to need an ANNOTATED edition.' mockup

'I think we're going to need an ANNOTATED edition.'

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"It's badly sprained, McElroy, and you know as well as I do that I'd only slow you down. Go on without me—and that's a direct order!"

"It's badly sprained, McElroy, and you know as well as I do that I'd only slow you down. Go on without me—and that's a direct order!" mockup

"It's badly sprained, McElroy, and you know as well as I do that I'd only slow you down. Go on without me—and that's a direct order!"

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"They have to clean her up before they show her to God."

"They have to clean her up before they show her to God." mockup

"They have to clean her up before they show her to God."

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"You know, Father, they say the Old Testament is the new New Testament."

"You know, Father, they say the Old Testament is the new New Testament." mockup

"You know, Father, they say the Old Testament is the new New Testament."

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Russia had barely got started in Ukraine and "Gas War" against EU

Russia had barely got started in Ukraine and "Gas War" against EU mockup

Russia had barely got started in Ukraine and "Gas War" against EU

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Moses comes down the mountain with the first silicon chip.

Moses comes down the mountain with the first silicon chip. mockup

Moses comes down the mountain with the first silicon chip.

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"For the last time Pharaoh, it's a plague, not global warming."

"For the last time Pharaoh, it's a plague, not global warming." mockup

"For the last time Pharaoh, it's a plague, not global warming."

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'Oh, another thing, there'll be no more of this standing upright business, ok?'

'Oh, another thing, there'll be no more of this standing upright business, ok?' mockup

'Oh, another thing, there'll be no more of this standing upright business, ok?'

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'Oh, I understand -- with the 'coveting' part, we can get everybody!'

'Oh, I understand -- with the 'coveting' part, we can get everybody!' mockup

'Oh, I understand -- with the 'coveting' part, we can get everybody!'

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"...And when the Lord finished, she rested."

"...And when the Lord finished, she rested." mockup

"...And when the Lord finished, she rested."

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"He never lets you forget that he had a cameo in the Old Testament."

"He never lets you forget that he had a cameo in the Old Testament." mockup

"He never lets you forget that he had a cameo in the Old Testament."

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Paul before Felix.

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"No, we can't have a lawyer look at them first!"

"No, we can't have a lawyer look at them first!" mockup

"No, we can't have a lawyer look at them first!"

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"If Neil Simon's going to keep writing them, we're going to keep seeing them."

"If Neil Simon's going to keep writing them, we're going to keep seeing them." mockup

"If Neil Simon's going to keep writing them, we're going to keep seeing them."

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"Doesn't pharisee start with a 'ph'?" mockup

"Doesn't pharisee start with a 'ph'?"

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"You're positive we don't need these notarized?"

"You're positive we don't need these notarized?" mockup

"You're positive we don't need these notarized?"

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Sanctification Scholars Pillows Collection

Sanctification Scholars Mugs

Discover more thoughtful and humorous mugs perfect for sanctification scholars—add a spark of faith and wit to their daily routine.

Sanctification Scholars Prints

Explore inspiring prints that combine theological insight and humor—perfect for sanctification scholars to adorn their study or living space.

Sanctification Scholars T-Shirts

Browse our collection of t-shirts that blend humor, faith, and intellect—ideal for sanctification scholars to wear their heart and mind on their sleeve.