Sancerre Savant Pillows

Welcome to my cellar!

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

The wonderful world of cheese.

"The amnio's fine, the sex is male, and the name is Wade."

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?

"Forget the allowance - I need a benefactor!"

Fred interpreted the word compact as a verb, not as an adjective.

'Who cares what she thinks? Grow a pair and buy the damn thing.'

The Tragedy of Prosperity

"So we've managed to consolidate all our multinational 24 hour hotline support centres down to one Single Point of Contact... and here he is."

Poetry repairman

"Remember, son, you can be anything you want to be...except for maybe an aroma therapist."

'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'

"We kiss a lot of frogs so that you find your prince."

Justice for a heckler.

Algernon Swinburne

Footbalistas - A group of people passionately dedicated to the all-day broadcast of professional sports."

"The lost password department's that way."

'Alright! Alright! So I made a mistake!'

"The groomer used too much product."

'Milton, you really did make it to the other side!'

Jesus Saves

The apes make advances in grooming techniques.

The time has come to bury my dear, sweet friend. Pardon? You have been a great companion and a trusted protector, but the end is nigh. Put my sunscreen into the trash. Hello wool guardian. For some, the change to winter can be dramatic.

José Mário dos Santos Mourinho Félix

Relay racers passing money instead of baton.

"They still had so much TV ahead of them."

"I don't want them to sniff out our hostile takeover plans. Maybe we should stop wearing our power ties on Casual Friday."

'Larry, that tie is not your friend.'

Afro hairdressing.

Clancy Strip: At the Suit Sale

Large hi fi.

Beauty School Drop Outs

I think we have a malfunction...