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"To toast!"

Felix Mendelssohn

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

"May I take your plate or are you still nibbling?"

Car Dentistry.

"Yo, how's it swinging?"

Sergey Rahmaninov

"I've joined a wine-lovers club. . . so far there are only three members."

'Colourful scenes in central London as the annual pedants' pride parade makes it way into Hyde park.'

"I enjoy being old - my health always gives me something to talk about!"

Mixed Marriage: Downhill Racer.

Clerical Training Course - 'Gentlemen, we are here to practise what we preach.'

Communication

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

"Please point out the problem tooth."

Savoy Dental Salon

"I meant 'go and make disciples' after the sermon, Bob."

"Of course we were made for each other. We were cloned in a laboratory!"

'Sorry, Big Guy, We're downsizing, Here comes your replacement,'

'I'm about to say my prayers, Dad. Do you want more pocket money too?'

'To everything there is a season; a time to cut, and a time to paste...'

'How humiliating! I got shot down by my own talking points!'

Red wine teeth

' ... plus you need to floss better.'

"Sky, sir?"

F1 drivers saluting a checkered flag

'HEY,no Tongue!'

"An 'eight' for technical merit, Pastor, but only a 'five' for originality."

"You never used to visit me, but since I had satellite t.v.installed, it's Rapunzel, let down your hair! Rapunzel, let down your hair!"

"Lovely weather for it."

He who laughs, lasts.

"We'll get him to talk."

Pastor Joe never works blue: 'I avoid the sex and violence of the Old Testament.'

"The bride was radiant, the groom was radiant. I was radiant!"