Salutation Specialist Pillows

"To toast!"

Felix Mendelssohn

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

"May I take your plate or are you still nibbling?"

Car Dentistry.

Can you mumble, mumble mumble? You're mumbling. What are you saying? I'm asking for your mumble, mumble. You're asking for my help? I can't get the word out. Can I get a little mumble? Mumble.

"Yo, how's it swinging?"

Sergey Rahmaninov

"I've joined a wine-lovers club. . . so far there are only three members."

'Colourful scenes in central London as the annual pedants' pride parade makes it way into Hyde park.'

"I enjoy being old - my health always gives me something to talk about!"

Mixed Marriage: Downhill Racer.

Clerical Training Course - 'Gentlemen, we are here to practise what we preach.'

Communication

'Sorry, Big Guy, We're downsizing, Here comes your replacement,'

"Please point out the problem tooth."

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

Savoy Dental Salon

"Of course we were made for each other. We were cloned in a laboratory!"

'To everything there is a season; a time to cut, and a time to paste...'

'I'm about to say my prayers, Dad. Do you want more pocket money too?'

"I meant 'go and make disciples' after the sermon, Bob."

'How humiliating! I got shot down by my own talking points!'

Red wine teeth

' ... plus you need to floss better.'

"Lovely weather for it."

"Sky, sir?"

F1 drivers saluting a checkered flag

'HEY,no Tongue!'

"An 'eight' for technical merit, Pastor, but only a 'five' for originality."

"You never used to visit me, but since I had satellite t.v.installed, it's Rapunzel, let down your hair! Rapunzel, let down your hair!"

He who laughs, lasts.

"We'll get him to talk."

Pastor Joe never works blue: 'I avoid the sex and violence of the Old Testament.'

"The bride was radiant, the groom was radiant. I was radiant!"