Salty Snack Avoider Gifts

'Remember -- no salt on the raw vegetables!'

Little league world series of poker.

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

Honest Vending

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

"Yeah, my life flashed before my eyes!...OK, it was food - all the food I've ever eaten flashed before my eyes."

"Tragic case of having the fridge from the TV when the World Cup is showing."

"My parents won't allow sugar in the house, so I've had to learn about it on the street."

"Works every time."

"I like to use new Bible words. Let's beseech Mom for cookies."

Fishing rod coming out of a health farm towards a hot dog stand.

"Whoa! One last doughnut left."

Student Food Pyramid

In prehistoric times, there were hunters, gatherers and guys who never had change.

Bill stumbles upon an automated taco maker.

'Mom can I have another apple?'

"It's a map to the vending machines."

What's not to like? They're cheap, tasty adn don't destroy the Rain Forest.

The Pope getting a Popsicle for Popes from the Freezer

'Beer? Wassat then?'

Give me a child at seven and I will show you the MAN!

"You complete me."

Romulus and Remus and the Vending Machine

The Rabbit Meeting.

Gym. Whatever weight I manage to lose here I always seem to find on my way home. Donuts.

Texas Dashboard Organizer

'Because it's there!'

'Then there was the time I walked into this mars bar - I got covered in chocolate!'

'Why would you need GPS? Have you suddenly forgotten how to get from the couch to the refrigerator?'

'Is it all right if I have a snack out of the refrigerator?'

A Donut Ride Outside of a Police Station

"I want proof that I even need that much iron before I go eating all that spinach."

'Boy, am I hungry. Alll I've had to eat today is some homework!'