Salon Drama Expert T-Shirts

'...No, madame does not like her new hairstyle!'

The adoration of the gels.

What price beauty?

The Coiffing - to Illustrate poem 'The Ballad of a Barber'

The Organic

Great job on the color! Thanks. It looks totally natural. Hi, Twig! Hey. Success! She didn't notice. "Mom dyed her hair with Gatorade."

"It's not a moustache kiddo: It's nasal hair..."

'-and we offer trauma counselling at no extra cost!'

Facial hair continental drift.

Judge getting hair done.

'How would I like it? How about like it was before you ruffled it?'

I can't do anything with my hair. It doesn't like to go to movies or concerts, or play games. It's just really dull.

Shakespeare makes much ado about nothing.

"Ed can't figure out if we're having our nails waxed and our faces painted, or our nails painted and faces waxed."

"So what's your success rate?"

'My best client? You must be kidding. When she comes I work like for four people but I only receive one person's tips.'

"He spoils them."

'It's easy to follow the No Deodorant Kid.'

"This time lick my entire body."

Jo's Beauty Salon. On vacation. Closed for Summer. That's when things got ugly.

'I like doing shampoos, it gets your hands clean.'

'I know exactly what you mean...men are such hot heads!'

'I don't think much of your work experience scheme Eric!'

'Go ahead. I just love to have my nails cut.'

Dueling Glue Guns: Glue unto Others as you would have them glue unto you.

Washing Massive Cup.

Dye now, pay later!

Pandemic Haircut

A brush with Death.

'You want a shampoo?... Great! My hands could do with a good wash.'

Hair straighteners

"There, dammit. Is that enough pepper for you??"

Shampoo School. Lather and rinse. Excuse me, could you repeat that?

A styling moose.

"It's absolutely fabulous hair, it just needs a bit more care and attention... SANDRA CAN YOU PASS ME THE HEDGE TRIMMERS PLEASE!"