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'...No, madame does not like her new hairstyle!'

The adoration of the gels.

What price beauty?

The Coiffing - to Illustrate poem 'The Ballad of a Barber'

The Organic

"It's not a moustache kiddo: It's nasal hair..."

'-and we offer trauma counselling at no extra cost!'

Judge getting hair done.

Facial hair continental drift.

"So what's your success rate?"

"Ed can't figure out if we're having our nails waxed and our faces painted, or our nails painted and faces waxed."

Shakespeare makes much ado about nothing.

'How would I like it? How about like it was before you ruffled it?'

I can't do anything with my hair. It doesn't like to go to movies or concerts, or play games. It's just really dull.

'My best client? You must be kidding. When she comes I work like for four people but I only receive one person's tips.'

"He spoils them."

'I like doing shampoos, it gets your hands clean.'

"This time lick my entire body."

'It's easy to follow the No Deodorant Kid.'

'I know exactly what you mean...men are such hot heads!'

'I don't think much of your work experience scheme Eric!'

'Go ahead. I just love to have my nails cut.'

Dye now, pay later!

Dueling Glue Guns: Glue unto Others as you would have them glue unto you.

Washing Massive Cup.

Pandemic Haircut

"There, dammit. Is that enough pepper for you??"

Hair straighteners

A brush with Death.

'You want a shampoo?... Great! My hands could do with a good wash.'

A styling moose.

"Remember girls - these are evil and must be punished!!"

"Well - you DID say you needed your hair cutting really badly . . !"