Salesforce Dreamers T-Shirts

'Would you like to see my sales presentation from where you're sitting? Or would you feel more comfortable in a head lock?'

"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass."

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

The fate of the emigrant

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."

"He loves his computer but it's a love that's not returned."

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

'You don't have to worry about my future any more- I just downloaded an entire college education.'

Standard endings for sci-fi movies...

'Ideas.com' desk with a 'come' tray and a 'gone' tray.

Geek fairies

Computer Hitching a Ride to Silicon Valley

"I got tired of 'Moby-Dick' taunting me from my bookshelf, so I put it on my Kindle and haven't thought of it since."

'Yes, it is large for a smart phone, but then it does do absolutely everything.'

"'What I wanted to do, but could not, during my socially-distanced summer vacation this year'..."

i-teddy

'It's too early to say but my lad may be good enough to swim professionally.'

"You wake up after 100 years and the first thing you do is check your phone?"

Lemonade Stand With Free Wi-Fi

"I just need help getting started. A little seed money."

Cyb-R Safe: Offering the most convincing illusion of on-line security available today!

'It's one of our new technology rings, it allows you to download karats.'

"When I grow up, I'm going to be a suit."

'I think it's the best thing you've ever done!'

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"I wish I could lay there all day watching funny cat videos..."