Sales Surveillance Expert Pillows

"Let's just get through this first aisle...then we'll discuss your impulse buying."

'It's only a hunch, but I think everybody bought everything they needed, last time.'

The Anti-Agent

'What do you do with the time you save?'

The Salesman

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

Maybe it's now time to review our customer care strategy!"

"I'm afraid you have a condition called 'googly-eyes'."

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

CCTV in church.

Orderly Conduct of Sales

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

We've already got one. A hidden microphone in the staff coffee area.

'Somebody close the window. Those pesky drones are getting in.'

"I think that's one of those annoying flying drones we've been hearing about!"

"Remember that requirement that you work without supervision? Forget it."

"I don't need your resume. Your current employer forwarded me a ton of security video that you're featured in."

"We're estimating that sales are now up to about here."

'Waiter, there's a drone in my soup.'

Seeing progression motivates.

Whatever works for you.

Spy Satellite

'Do you get the feeling we're being watched?'

"I think you'd make a persuasive salesman."

Retail Worker's Thanksgiving

Sheepdog Security

"Have you heard something that the rest of us don't know about?"

Super-ego Surveillance

'The sales team did all they could, so I'd have to say the blame for that must fall on the consumer.'

'I'm sure they make it up in volume.'