Sales Surveillance Expert Prints

"Let's just get through this first aisle...then we'll discuss your impulse buying."

'It's only a hunch, but I think everybody bought everything they needed, last time.'

The Anti-Agent

'What do you do with the time you save?'

The Salesman

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

Maybe it's now time to review our customer care strategy!"

"I'm afraid you have a condition called 'googly-eyes'."

"Hey! Plants are on sale again! Woo-hoo!"

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

"I spy with my little eye…"

CCTV in church.

Orderly Conduct of Sales

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

We've already got one. A hidden microphone in the staff coffee area.

'Somebody close the window. Those pesky drones are getting in.'

Seeing progression motivates.

"I don't need your resume. Your current employer forwarded me a ton of security video that you're featured in."

"Remember that requirement that you work without supervision? Forget it."

"We're estimating that sales are now up to about here."

"I think that's one of those annoying flying drones we've been hearing about!"

'Waiter, there's a drone in my soup.'

Whatever works for you.

Spy Satellite

"I think you'd make a persuasive salesman."

'Do you get the feeling we're being watched?'

Privacy Stops Where the Parking Lot Begins

Super-ego Surveillance

Sheepdog Security

No, you were supposed to check the doorbell camera before lowering the drawbridge.

"Have you heard something that the rest of us don't know about?"

Diary of a DNA Cop

Retail Worker's Thanksgiving

'The sales team did all they could, so I'd have to say the blame for that must fall on the consumer.'