Telesales Specialist Pillows

Man in a messy, noisy office describing, over the phone, how he loves Telesales as it gets him out of the messy, noisy city

'What do you do with the time you save?'

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

The Salesman

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

"Miss Duxbury, put me through to someone."

Birds on a wire, "Bernie?...Oh he's gone cable!"

Do your emails stand out from the rest?

'What does the internet have against my people?'

"We're estimating that sales are now up to about here."

Seeing progression motivates.

"Thank you for holding. . .Your call is important to us. . .Yeah right."

Whatever works for you.

'With all these mega mergers between electronics and telecommunications firms, I just got an obscene email from the toaster...'

"I think you'd make a persuasive salesman."

"We've induced the stem cells to grow into a fully functional, organically embedded communication device. We're calling it a 'cell phone'."

Networking

"Let's just get through this first aisle...then we'll discuss your impulse buying."

The manufacturer tried giving the virtual assistant a male voice...but it never listened to a thing you said and forgot anniversaries and birthdays."

Your call is important to us...

'The sales team did all they could, so I'd have to say the blame for that must fall on the consumer.'

'Jack, I'm on a conference call right now.'

"You get the feeling that it's trying to communicate with us."

Call Center.

This is a voice recognition service...we reserve the right to cut you off if you have an irritating nasal sort of voice.

'...And in case of program crashes, this model comes fully equipped with an air bag!'

'I understand Sir. No, I didn't take that personally, Sir...Could you hold please?'

". . . And you thought last month's sales figures just happened?"

Hello Arthur "Just checking to see that the fax got through O.K."

South America and Europe by phone.

"Well, if you can't trust software upgrades, who can you trust?"

Fun at the Office #563: THE DAY THE TELEPHONES EXPLODED

All Our Furniture Genuinely Reduced!!!!