Sales Strategy Guru Pillows

'I'm not superstitious either, but those were the three days Harris wore his lucky socks.'

Used car salesman to man: 'And this one was driven by a little old lady ...er ...uh ... with 36 grandchildren.'

Richard was ahighly skilled salesman with an impressive track record of success.

Door-to-door vacuum cleaner salesman sees sign on door of house stating: Beware of Wife.

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

Larry's used art

'I vote we hang the darn thing upside down and go home!'

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

"Great! We're still going up! Chop a hole in the ceiling!"

"So then the VP of Sales looks right at me and says 'Larry, what's going on? We don't have any traction in the market.' Like it's MY fault!"

"Jill Hamster's entrepreneurial disaster"

'Maybe the reason we don't have those 'off the chart' sales anymore is because our charts are too big.'

"Not bad, considering no one knows exactly what we produce or sell here."

Multimedia-Conglomerate-Tasking

Sales.

'We have to go global since nobody around here will buy our product.'

'I understand this was the day you seized, Ferguson?'

'Maybe we need new profit charts?'

Sales Chart: Boomerangs LTD

"Post holiday sales look similar to the crater that killed the dinosaurs."

Gerald Ratner's return

Brick Salesman

'Now think, Harris, what did you do different on that day?'

'Alternatively you can just focus on the CUSTOMER!'

Competitior Sales - "Now I come to the feel good factor"

'Jones, somewhere out there, we've lost our common sense. I want you to go and bring it back.'

'One thing is certain. It's not just a seasonal slump.'

'If you don't pay us, I'll tell all your creditors you have.'

"Today we welcome back an old friend."

Entertainment systems

"That's a new side effect of our mission to keep things together."

'We now have 28 subscription cards in every issue, but we MUST HAVE MORE!'

"At bonus time, just don't forget where you get your intellectual property."

"I'm a pragmatist, Leon. Before I put a new product on the market, I ask myself, 'Will it sell?' "

'Don't worry, the dog's a sales manager!'