Sales Season Strategist Gifts

Searching for a gift that resonates with your sales season strategist? Our curated collection features witty and inspiring items that acknowledge their sharp skills in timing and planning. Perfect for those who thrive on the art of the sale and love a good laugh about their role in the hustle. Whether it’s for a team member, a colleague, or yourself, these products add a personal touch to celebrating their strategic mind during the busiest seasons.

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"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

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"Mine's the same,Bert - d'you suppose the Sales are on?"

"Mine's the same,Bert - d'you suppose the Sales are on?" mockup

"Mine's the same,Bert - d'you suppose the Sales are on?"

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Larry's used art

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'I vote we hang the darn thing upside down and go home!'

'I vote we hang the darn thing upside down and go home!' mockup

'I vote we hang the darn thing upside down and go home!'

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"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

"Now that I have everyone's attention..." mockup

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

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"Great! We're still going up! Chop a hole in the ceiling!"

"Great! We're still going up! Chop a hole in the ceiling!" mockup

"Great! We're still going up! Chop a hole in the ceiling!"

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"Jill Hamster's entrepreneurial disaster"

"Jill Hamster's entrepreneurial disaster" mockup

"Jill Hamster's entrepreneurial disaster"

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“Our numbers grow greater and greater. Soon the era of the spices will be at hand”

“Our numbers grow greater and greater. Soon the era of the spices will be at hand” mockup

“Our numbers grow greater and greater. Soon the era of the spices will be at hand”

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Sales.

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'We have to go global since nobody around here will buy our product.'

'We have to go global since nobody around here will buy our product.' mockup

'We have to go global since nobody around here will buy our product.'

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'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April' mockup

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

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'I understand this was the day you seized, Ferguson?'

'I understand this was the day you seized, Ferguson?' mockup

'I understand this was the day you seized, Ferguson?'

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'Maybe we need new profit charts?' mockup

'Maybe we need new profit charts?'

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Gerald Ratner's return

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"Post holiday sales look similar to the crater that killed the dinosaurs."

"Post holiday sales look similar to the crater that killed the dinosaurs." mockup

"Post holiday sales look similar to the crater that killed the dinosaurs."

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Brick Salesman

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Sales Chart: Boomerangs LTD

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'Now think, Harris, what did you do different on that day?'

'Now think, Harris, what did you do different on that day?' mockup

'Now think, Harris, what did you do different on that day?'

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'Alternatively you can just focus on the CUSTOMER!'

'Alternatively you can just focus on the CUSTOMER!' mockup

'Alternatively you can just focus on the CUSTOMER!'

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'Jones, somewhere out there, we've lost our common sense. I want you to go and bring it back.'

'Jones, somewhere out there, we've lost our common sense. I want you to go and bring it back.' mockup

'Jones, somewhere out there, we've lost our common sense. I want you to go and bring it back.'

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'One thing is certain. It's not just a seasonal slump.'

'One thing is certain. It's not just a seasonal slump.' mockup

'One thing is certain. It's not just a seasonal slump.'

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Competitior Sales - "Now I come to the feel good factor"

Competitior Sales - "Now I come to the feel good factor" mockup

Competitior Sales - "Now I come to the feel good factor"

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"At bonus time, just don't forget where you get your intellectual property."

"At bonus time, just don't forget where you get your intellectual property." mockup

"At bonus time, just don't forget where you get your intellectual property."

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'If you don't pay us, I'll tell all your creditors you have.'

'If you don't pay us, I'll tell all your creditors you have.' mockup

'If you don't pay us, I'll tell all your creditors you have.'

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"Today we welcome back an old friend." mockup

"Today we welcome back an old friend."

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'Well Miss Hayward, your suggestion of trying Feng Shui didn't work.'

'Well Miss Hayward, your suggestion of trying Feng Shui didn't work.' mockup

'Well Miss Hayward, your suggestion of trying Feng Shui didn't work.'

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Entertainment systems

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'Hank here brings 10 years of top sales experience to our company so let's all try to make him feel welcome while he makes you all look bad...'

'Hank here brings 10 years of top sales experience to our company so let's all try to make him feel welcome while he makes you all look bad...' mockup

'Hank here brings 10 years of top sales experience to our company so let's all try to make him feel welcome while he makes you all look bad...'

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'You may have found more new customers than the other salesmen, but your profits are too small! Stop just pulling in peanuts, Barry!'

'You may have found more new customers than the other salesmen, but your profits are too small! Stop just pulling in peanuts, Barry!' mockup

'You may have found more new customers than the other salesmen, but your profits are too small! Stop just pulling in peanuts, Barry!'

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"That's a new side effect of our mission to keep things together."

"That's a new side effect of our mission to keep things together." mockup

"That's a new side effect of our mission to keep things together."

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'Rabner is tops in customer retention.' mockup

'Rabner is tops in customer retention.'

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"Okay, let me come at this question a different way: Does anybody here actually know how to sell anything?"

"Okay, let me come at this question a different way: Does anybody here actually know how to sell anything?" mockup

"Okay, let me come at this question a different way: Does anybody here actually know how to sell anything?"

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Sinking sales

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'Since you only work one night a year, it will take centuries to build up your retirement account.'

'Since you only work one night a year, it will take centuries to build up your retirement account.' mockup

'Since you only work one night a year, it will take centuries to build up your retirement account.'

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Sales Season Strategist Gifts Collection

Sales Season Strategist Mugs

Browse our collection of mugs crafted for sales season strategists and keep their mornings bright with humor and wit.

Sales Season Strategist Pillows

Discover cozy pillows featuring clever sayings and designs that celebrate the sales season strategist’s sharp mind.

Sales Season Strategist Prints

Find inspirational prints and art that honor the skills and wit of your sales season strategist, perfect for their workspace or home.

Sales Season Strategist T-Shirts

Explore our fun and stylish t-shirts designed for sales season strategists to showcase their expertise with a witty twist.