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Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

'I should not that the cherry and whipped cream were an afterthought created by our graphics dept.'

'What do you do with the time you save?'

The Salesman

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

"Hey! Plants are on sale again! Woo-hoo!"

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

'Almost finished.'

"We're estimating that sales are now up to about here."

Seeing progression motivates.

'Rabner is tops in customer retention.'

Whatever works for you.

"I think you'd make a persuasive salesman."

I was hoping you might convince him by demonstrating the quality of the product.

"We're targeting a specific demographic: the utterly clueless."

'Remember Jones, the customer is always right, no matter how stupid and ignorant he may be.'

'The sales team did all they could, so I'd have to say the blame for that must fall on the consumer.'

'Our profit dropped because half of our salesmen are in 'How to increase the profit' - training, sir.'

The King of Salesmen says 'Why sir, I believe you need a new tie.'

"As you can see, it's pretty simple - just find the customer and make him buy."

"Unfortunately, we lost the notes on this portion of our sales strategy."

'Now there goes a good Salesman...!'

'Sale' 'Your money back if we feel like it'

'They say a fool and his money are soon parted. Here's a list of fools. Make it happen.'

All Our Furniture Genuinely Reduced!!!!

"I still call it a custard tart but to be honest, it's a dairy free, soy fructose mix, with no nuts."

"This cream puff was owned by a little old lady who only settled on Sundays."

You've got to hand it to George..he NEVER lets a sale go without a fight.

'It worked. We expressed remorse, asked for forgiveness and sales are up sixty percent.'

"Yeah, but what's the hook?"

Giant Sale: 'I said it was simply a misunderstanding.'

I'm sorry - could you run that past me again?

Sales and Learning Experiences

"You all know today's speaker. He's the 'King of Big Sales'."

"If I'm not being too personal, how much do you pay for a cord of wood?"