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Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

'I should not that the cherry and whipped cream were an afterthought created by our graphics dept.'

'What do you do with the time you save?'

The Salesman

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

'Almost finished.'

Seeing progression motivates.

"We're estimating that sales are now up to about here."

'Rabner is tops in customer retention.'

Whatever works for you.

I was hoping you might convince him by demonstrating the quality of the product.

"I think you'd make a persuasive salesman."

'Remember Jones, the customer is always right, no matter how stupid and ignorant he may be.'

"We're targeting a specific demographic: the utterly clueless."

'The sales team did all they could, so I'd have to say the blame for that must fall on the consumer.'

'Our profit dropped because half of our salesmen are in 'How to increase the profit' - training, sir.'

"As you can see, it's pretty simple - just find the customer and make him buy."

"Unfortunately, we lost the notes on this portion of our sales strategy."

'Now there goes a good Salesman...!'

'Sale' 'Your money back if we feel like it'

'They say a fool and his money are soon parted. Here's a list of fools. Make it happen.'

All Our Furniture Genuinely Reduced!!!!

"This cream puff was owned by a little old lady who only settled on Sundays."

"I still call it a custard tart but to be honest, it's a dairy free, soy fructose mix, with no nuts."

You've got to hand it to George..he NEVER lets a sale go without a fight.

'It worked. We expressed remorse, asked for forgiveness and sales are up sixty percent.'

"Yeah, but what's the hook?"

Giant Sale: 'I said it was simply a misunderstanding.'

I'm sorry - could you run that past me again?

Sales and Learning Experiences

"If I'm not being too personal, how much do you pay for a cord of wood?"

"You all know today's speaker. He's the 'King of Big Sales'."

Sale! Best Prices. Marked Down!