Sales Goals Conqueror Gifts

Looking for a gift that inspires the sales goal conqueror in your life? These witty and motivational products are perfect for celebrating ambition, persistence, and success. Whether they’re closing deals or chasing big dreams, these items add a touch of humor and encouragement to their journey.

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"Our goal is your complete satisfaction. But we'll settle for your money."

"Our goal is your complete satisfaction. But we'll settle for your money." mockup

"Our goal is your complete satisfaction. But we'll settle for your money."

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Rage.

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A woman wearing a skin sitting behind a desk with a nameplate that reads "Sheena, Queen of the corporate jungle."

A woman wearing a skin sitting behind a desk with a nameplate that reads "Sheena, Queen of the corporate jungle." mockup

A woman wearing a skin sitting behind a desk with a nameplate that reads "Sheena, Queen of the corporate jungle."

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"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often." mockup

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

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Second lifeReal life.

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'Of course, the toll on my personal life has been enormous.'

'Of course, the toll on my personal life has been enormous.' mockup

'Of course, the toll on my personal life has been enormous.'

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'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.' mockup

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

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Why am I running?

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'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

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"I believe he was the victim of a hostile takeover."

"I believe he was the victim of a hostile takeover." mockup

"I believe he was the victim of a hostile takeover."

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Planting a Flag on the Summit

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'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

'These new video games are getting out of hand...' mockup

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

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'Going back to work now that the kids are grown is one thing, Martha. Mounting a hostile takeover bid of my company is another!'

'Going back to work now that the kids are grown is one thing, Martha. Mounting a hostile takeover bid of my company is another!' mockup

'Going back to work now that the kids are grown is one thing, Martha. Mounting a hostile takeover bid of my company is another!'

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'...and what's more, my databank has more data than your databank.'

'...and what's more, my databank has more data than your databank.' mockup

'...and what's more, my databank has more data than your databank.'

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"On the weekend I finally beat the club pro...so I don't need you anymore!"

"On the weekend I finally beat the club pro...so I don't need you anymore!" mockup

"On the weekend I finally beat the club pro...so I don't need you anymore!"

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Minister Starts at a New Church

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"I advise a slow, steady stream of lawsuits to weaken your enemies resistance. We call it time release litigation."

"I advise a slow, steady stream of lawsuits to weaken your enemies resistance. We call it time release litigation." mockup

"I advise a slow, steady stream of lawsuits to weaken your enemies resistance. We call it time release litigation."

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'I sent an employee to a motivational seminar once. He came back and took my job.'

'I sent an employee to a motivational seminar once. He came back and took my job.' mockup

'I sent an employee to a motivational seminar once. He came back and took my job.'

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'He works in Acquisitions.'

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"...and how often do you feel monkas?" mockup

"...and how often do you feel monkas?"

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'Buzz Off! I'm busy!'

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'I'm too big for 'Goodnight Moon,' Daddy. Tell the story about that business deal where you crushed the little guys.'

'I'm too big for 'Goodnight Moon,' Daddy. Tell the story about that business deal where you crushed the little guys.' mockup

'I'm too big for 'Goodnight Moon,' Daddy. Tell the story about that business deal where you crushed the little guys.'

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'The question before us is: 'do we pounce on Acme industries and gobble them up and savage them, or do we roll over like a bunch of spineless pussycats and let Acme take us over?'

'The question before us is: 'do we pounce on Acme industries and gobble them up and savage them, or do we roll over like a bunch of spineless pussycats and let Acme take us over?'

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'I've had tight deadlines, if that's what you mean by performing well under pressure.'

'I've had tight deadlines, if that's what you mean by performing well under pressure.' mockup

'I've had tight deadlines, if that's what you mean by performing well under pressure.'

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"I came, I saw I takeovered."

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CEO's office in a safe.

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"I've finally learned not to measure my worth by how many employees I have."

"I've finally learned not to measure my worth by how many employees I have." mockup

"I've finally learned not to measure my worth by how many employees I have."

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"Please fill out these medical forms, which are identical to the ones you filled out earlier online, and have the exact same questions your doctor will ask you later in the exam room."

"Please fill out these medical forms, which are identical to the ones you filled out earlier online, and have the exact same questions your doctor will ask you later in the exam room."

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