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"As you can see, hands are about to hit peak dryness, so we're predicting record lotion sales for next quarter."

"It's one of the positive side effects of the new weight-loss drugs."

"Sales of our diet pills have gone through the roof since we started making them out of hamburger."

"I'm taking out some insurance in case I don't meet this month's sales target."

"Remember the golden rule: more buzzwords, less real words."

'You forget, I'm a blackbelt in powerpoint.'

'And were there a point to your proposal, Henderson - What would it be?'

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"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

"Here's what I'm gonna do."

"I'd say we were pretty much on target."

'I should not that the cherry and whipped cream were an afterthought created by our graphics dept.'

'Whoever said 'The only thing we have to fear is fear itself' never had a room full of angry shareholders.'

"How's everybody doing? I'm not boring you, am I?"

"Maybe now, we could look at customer care'?"

'I vote we hang the darn thing upside down and go home!'

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

"He likes it."

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"I'm razzled, but not dazzled."

"Great! We're still going up! Chop a hole in the ceiling!"

'We're finding out that those 'wrongs' we made 'right' were actually right after all.'

What can I do? He says it's his thinking cap.

"So then the VP of Sales looks right at me and says 'Larry, what's going on? We don't have any traction in the market.' Like it's MY fault!"

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

'What do you do with the time you save?'

"Jill Hamster's entrepreneurial disaster"

Yomp Foundation Presentation committee: 'Don't let the gong intimidate you!'

"Here, we do not procrastinate, we 'table' things."

It would be a painful forty five minutes before Arthur finally admitted he left his presentation at home.

'Gentlemen, we need a slogan!'

Company sales forecast mirrors the weather

"Here are the new sales figures, which way up would you like them?"

"Technically he's a zombie but we'll market him as a hybrid."