Salary T-Shirts

'I'm prepared to pay you a living wage. Of course, what kind of a living you get out of it is entirely up to you.'

'After seeing my paycheck, I need an MRI: More Revenue In.'

'Of course I'm overpaid, everyone is overpaid!'

"I'm pulling down nearly six figures these days. Five, to be exact."

"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"

'My my, hell must have frozen over!'

"So a rise is out of the question, then?"

'I do the work of three men...how about giving one of us a decent salary?'

"I'm at that sweet spot in my career...right between 'young and underpaid' and 'old and too expensive.'"

Shepherd and eurydice

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

'I sent out for everything.'

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

City Zoo: Day Care

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

The Art Student.

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

"Good game."

'I'll be late for dinner, dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

They hated me.