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'Sir, for Heavens' sake, stop screaming! It's just Mr Winkleberger asking for a raise!'

',,,and you can name your salary as long as it falls within our range of underpaid employees,'

He must have given Johnson a rise - he just did a back-flip.

"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

City Zoo: Day Care

I like the Jets...I guess

Wildlife

"I know what this is, it's what mum and dad call 'working from home'...

Santa Claus's Mail

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

"Helen brings home our second, third and fourth incomes."

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

No caption (A young bald eagle plays a claw game full of fish as his parent stands behind him).

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

"We're playing doctor. Do you have any old magazines for our waiting room?"

"Look, a bug!"

"And this is our media room."

"If I made as much as him, I could retire in a couple of days"

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

"Just kick back and enjoy this. These are the nest years of our lives!"

Updated Nursery Rhyme #27.

"That'll be five bucks."

SALE

Shed Into Dream Playhouse.

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

'He made an excellent jelly.'

"Wait—did you procure that worm humanely?"

"Mom probably wouldn't buy us one, but you have to learn to make your own choices, Dad."